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Thursday, 8 March 2018

Presidential branded nutrition now available....


Not content with beetroot juice as a performance enhancer, our esteemed president now seems to have branched out into own brand bananas to further extend his competitive advantage. Available in Portugal, these bananas are labelled "Keny" with a sub-title highlighting his target marathon time (4:00:11). Is there no end to the monkey business "Keny" gets up to!
Alan

1 comment:

Kenny said...

At last, my secret is out. This secret diet allied to my secret warm ups has made me the athlete that I am today. Keny the brand will be coming to a sports shop near you soon.